Blizzard's Bobby Kotick Confesses: Diablo 4 was Really a Digitized Fundraiser for Personal Yacht
In a shocking turn of events, CEO of Blizzard Entertainment, Bobby Kotick, confessed that 'Diablo 4' the long-awaited sequel, was nothing more than a digital ruse to crowdsource funds for a personal yacht. Fans, now realizing their dungeon raids and expensive microtransactions were not in fact defeating the Prime Evils, but merely adding polish to Kotick's floating oasis, were less than thrilled. Enjoy that digital teak decking, Diablo lovers!
In a shocking turn of events, CEO of Blizzard Entertainment, Bobby Kotick, confessed that 'Diablo 4' the long-awaited sequel, was nothing more than a digital ruse to crowdsource funds for a personal yacht. Fans, now realizing their dungeon raids and expensive microtransactions were not in fact defeating the Prime Evils, but merely adding polish to Kotick's floating oasis, were less than thrilled. Enjoy that digital teak decking, Diablo lovers!