Canadian Funeral Costs Reach All-Time High: Unclaimed Bodies Now Starting Their Own Commune
In a shocking turn of events, funeral costs in Canada have skyrocketed to such an extent that instead of a restful afterlife, many bodies are left unclaimed. Reports indicate that grieving next of kin are unable to take on the financial burden of laying their loved ones to rest, leading to an unexpected trend - the rise of unclaimed body communes. According to Firstpost, these unclaimed bodies have formed a utopian society where funeral homes and big corporations can no longer exploit them. One source, who wished to remain anonymous, said, 'My grandmother did that in the 50s. That generation knew what was up!' With more and more bodies opting out of the capitalist structure that dominates funeral services, social services are stepping in, offering minimalist 'no frills' funerals. However, this fails to appease those who believe the whole industry is a scam. One ex-funeral home employee from Ontario lamented, 'They extort us in life, why not in death too?' In a world where you can't avoid being financially drained even after you kick the bucket, it's no wonder the dead are choosing to rise up - quite literally.
In a shocking turn of events, funeral costs in Canada have skyrocketed to such an extent that instead of a restful afterlife, many bodies are left unclaimed. Reports indicate that grieving next of kin are unable to take on the financial burden of laying their loved ones to rest, leading to an unexpected trend - the rise of unclaimed body communes. According to Firstpost, these unclaimed bodies have formed a utopian society where funeral homes and big corporations can no longer exploit them. One source, who wished to remain anonymous, said, 'My grandmother did that in the 50s. That generation knew what was up!' With more and more bodies opting out of the capitalist structure that dominates funeral services, social services are stepping in, offering minimalist 'no frills' funerals. However, this fails to appease those who believe the whole industry is a scam. One ex-funeral home employee from Ontario lamented, 'They extort us in life, why not in death too?' In a world where you can't avoid being financially drained even after you kick the bucket, it's no wonder the dead are choosing to rise up - quite literally.