Confirmed Existence of Aliens Merely Joins Stack of Unread Emails in the Minds of Millennials
Top officials confirmed the existence of extraterrestrial life this morning and in an astounding turn of events, no one really cares. Despite previously being a hotbed for conspiracy theories, UFO spotting and alien-themed movies, the general public seems to display no more than the same tepid interest as meeting a new coworker. Most Americans shrugged and resumed scrolling through their social media feeds—strongly reinforcing that the wow-factor of little green men has been wholly overshadowed by the ennui of daily existence on Earth. More on this story as soon as we pry people away from their TikTok trends long enough to care.
Top officials confirmed the existence of extraterrestrial life this morning and in an astounding turn of events, no one really cares. Despite previously being a hotbed for conspiracy theories, UFO spotting and alien-themed movies, the general public seems to display no more than the same tepid interest as meeting a new coworker. Most Americans shrugged and resumed scrolling through their social media feeds—strongly reinforcing that the wow-factor of little green men has been wholly overshadowed by the ennui of daily existence on Earth. More on this story as soon as we pry people away from their TikTok trends long enough to care.