Electronic Arts CEO Throws Fit - Wishes They Could Charge As Much as Your Weekly Grocery Bill for a Single Video Game
In the wake of the recent inflation debate, Electronic Arts' CEO threw a tantrum that would make any top-tier diva proud. Arguing that 'things just aren't fair', he expressed his discontent that the cost of video games can't rise with inflation as eggs and milk do. In an exclusive interview, the CEO expressed his frustrations, saying, "If we kept up with inflation, like eggs or something, you guys and gals would be throwing a hefty $500 just for one game! Imagine that - a world where video game developers could get away with that kind of cash grab without backlash!" Ignoring the interviewer's reminder about the infamous "loot box" fiasco, he seemed to relish the idea. The EA CEO passionately appealed to fans' altruism, stating, "That $500 could cover our daily avocado toast bill, or fund research into creating an additional playable character for one of our many beloved franchises which we would then charge you extra for!" On hearing news of the CEO's statements, customers have been less than sympathetic. One unnamed source reportedly noted, "Given the quality of their last few releases, I would rather invest in actual eggs. At least they can be turned into something satisfying." As EA ponders how to bring economics into the gaming world, players around the globe are moving swiftly to remind them that it's about the experience, not the expenditure, suggesting that the CEO should try using cheat codes to unlock more money, just like in the good old days.
In the wake of the recent inflation debate, Electronic Arts' CEO threw a tantrum that would make any top-tier diva proud. Arguing that 'things just aren't fair', he expressed his discontent that the cost of video games can't rise with inflation as eggs and milk do. In an exclusive interview, the CEO expressed his frustrations, saying, "If we kept up with inflation, like eggs or something, you guys and gals would be throwing a hefty $500 just for one game! Imagine that - a world where video game developers could get away with that kind of cash grab without backlash!" Ignoring the interviewer's reminder about the infamous "loot box" fiasco, he seemed to relish the idea. The EA CEO passionately appealed to fans' altruism, stating, "That $500 could cover our daily avocado toast bill, or fund research into creating an additional playable character for one of our many beloved franchises which we would then charge you extra for!" On hearing news of the CEO's statements, customers have been less than sympathetic. One unnamed source reportedly noted, "Given the quality of their last few releases, I would rather invest in actual eggs. At least they can be turned into something satisfying." As EA ponders how to bring economics into the gaming world, players around the globe are moving swiftly to remind them that it's about the experience, not the expenditure, suggesting that the CEO should try using cheat codes to unlock more money, just like in the good old days.