Flat Earthers Baffled: Shocking Revelation of Round Edges on Own Map Puts Square Earth Theory in a Spin!
In an astoundingly humbling admission, the Flat Earth Society was thrown into chaos today as members realized that their own ‘flat earth’ map, much to their surprise, bears round edges. The clearly round circumference has sparked a heated debate amongst the iron-clad believers, who now question why their supposedly ‘flat earth’ wasn't represented as a colossal square. Are they now on the brink of a schismatic split to form a new Square Earth Society? Only time and some more genuinely confusing logic will tell!
In an astoundingly humbling admission, the Flat Earth Society was thrown into chaos today as members realized that their own ‘flat earth’ map, much to their surprise, bears round edges. The clearly round circumference has sparked a heated debate amongst the iron-clad believers, who now question why their supposedly ‘flat earth’ wasn't represented as a colossal square. Are they now on the brink of a schismatic split to form a new Square Earth Society? Only time and some more genuinely confusing logic will tell!