J.K. Rowling's 'Harry Potter and the Twitter Twatter' Coming to a Bookstore Near You!
In an astounding deprival of the wizarding world's poster child, J.K. Rowling returns with "Harry Potter and the Twitter Twatter". Gone are the days of charming heroism, as Harry descends into the murky depths of late-night tweeting and self-pity. As Harry insufferably slaves over distasteful memes, he forces down yet another shot of Firewhisky. No amount of Lumos can illuminate the gloom of a formerly heroic Potter now entrapped in the perilous lair of substandard social media conduct. Will our once treasured wizard find redemption or succumb to the viral vortex of his own creation? Prepare for a bewitchingly gritty tale of woe and WiFi.
In an astounding deprival of the wizarding world's poster child, J.K. Rowling returns with "Harry Potter and the Twitter Twatter". Gone are the days of charming heroism, as Harry descends into the murky depths of late-night tweeting and self-pity. As Harry insufferably slaves over distasteful memes, he forces down yet another shot of Firewhisky. No amount of Lumos can illuminate the gloom of a formerly heroic Potter now entrapped in the perilous lair of substandard social media conduct. Will our once treasured wizard find redemption or succumb to the viral vortex of his own creation? Prepare for a bewitchingly gritty tale of woe and WiFi.