House Votes to Impeach President Trump, Now He’s Just 'The Apprentice' of Politics
In an unprecedented twist of irony that would make Alanis Morissette weep, President Donald J. Trump has been impeached by the United States House of Representatives. With articles of impeachment for Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress, Trump might finally understand what it means to truly be 'fired'. As history unfolds, the once reality TV star is now at the center of a political reality show that's more binge-worthy than all seasons of Breaking Bad. Forget grabbing popcorn; Americans are grabbing their ballots and tissues as they witness history in the making. And who wouldn't? With Trump's impeachment, we've all been transported into a political circus, elephants and all, except the elephants are in the GOP. Practicing his signature wince-face, Trump is reportedly now intensifying his best 'You're impeached!' handshake practice, making for the most dramatic season finale of America since Watergate. As one Redditor sentimentally noted, 'My representative, Dean Phillips, is the first Democrat in MN-3 since 1961. He just voted to impeach. Don’t tell me voting doesn’t matter.' Finally, people have found solace in the process, realizing democracy is not always a grotesque comedy show hosted by a former casino owner. So as we tune in for the Senate trial, remember this is less House of Cards and more just a house with 232 floors (yes, someone voted present). No one could have scripted this better, not even Netflix. Now, let's all raise a glass and say 'cheers' to future historians who will need a stiff drink just to make sense of this chaotic episode in American politics. And who knows, maybe Trump can finally focus on that Mar-a-Lago expansion he's always dreamed of—without running afoul of the Constitution.
In an unprecedented twist of irony that would make Alanis Morissette weep, President Donald J. Trump has been impeached by the United States House of Representatives. With articles of impeachment for Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress, Trump might finally understand what it means to truly be 'fired'. As history unfolds, the once reality TV star is now at the center of a political reality show that's more binge-worthy than all seasons of Breaking Bad. Forget grabbing popcorn; Americans are grabbing their ballots and tissues as they witness history in the making. And who wouldn't? With Trump's impeachment, we've all been transported into a political circus, elephants and all, except the elephants are in the GOP. Practicing his signature wince-face, Trump is reportedly now intensifying his best 'You're impeached!' handshake practice, making for the most dramatic season finale of America since Watergate. As one Redditor sentimentally noted, 'My representative, Dean Phillips, is the first Democrat in MN-3 since 1961. He just voted to impeach. Don’t tell me voting doesn’t matter.' Finally, people have found solace in the process, realizing democracy is not always a grotesque comedy show hosted by a former casino owner. So as we tune in for the Senate trial, remember this is less House of Cards and more just a house with 232 floors (yes, someone voted present). No one could have scripted this better, not even Netflix. Now, let's all raise a glass and say 'cheers' to future historians who will need a stiff drink just to make sense of this chaotic episode in American politics. And who knows, maybe Trump can finally focus on that Mar-a-Lago expansion he's always dreamed of—without running afoul of the Constitution.