No More Twisting Dicks in UFC, Dana White Welcomes New Era of Civility in the Ring...
In an uncharacteristic attempt at class, UFC czar Dana White, outlawed the old 'Dick Twister' deemed the ultimate party foul of the fight club. Fighters heaved a collective sigh of relief, replacing their customary grimaces from the now verboten maneuver. A regretful White admitted, 'Is it effective? Hell yeah. Is it something we need in the sport? Probably not.' Standout names like Conor McGregor, caught between fits of Irish laughter, conceded protection for their nether regions -- maybe UFC will finally be recognized as a real gentleman's sport.
In an uncharacteristic attempt at class, UFC czar Dana White, outlawed the old 'Dick Twister' deemed the ultimate party foul of the fight club. Fighters heaved a collective sigh of relief, replacing their customary grimaces from the now verboten maneuver. A regretful White admitted, 'Is it effective? Hell yeah. Is it something we need in the sport? Probably not.' Standout names like Conor McGregor, caught between fits of Irish laughter, conceded protection for their nether regions -- maybe UFC will finally be recognized as a real gentleman's sport.