Trump Threatens to Leave the Country if He Loses: Book Your Flights Now to Avoid the Rush
In a shocking twist that left everyone wondering if this was an early April Fool's joke, former President Donald Trump has threatened to 'leave the country' if he loses to Joe Biden. This unprecedented declaration has caused a ripple of excitement and confusion across the nation, with airlines reportedly getting ready for a sudden surge in demand for one-way tickets to non-extradition countries. Skeptics believe this might be his latest strategy to scare voters into stunning silence, while others are already Googling 'How to say 'You're fired' in Russian'. Political analysts and those with a love for dramatic irony suggest this might be the most literal case of 'running away from your problems' we've seen in modern history. Trump, who has always claimed to be a man of his word (except, of course, in cases involving marriages, businesses, and Twitter promises), is being closely monitored to see if he will make good on this threat. On the other hand, the internet has had a field day with this announcement. One Reddit user commented, 'Dictators always flee the country when they get ousted.' while another humorously corrected Trump's statement, saying, 'Weird way to spell flee.' Some believe that Trump's potential departure could be a blessing in disguise. 'In all seriousness, I feel better if Trump has an out and doesn’t cling to power at all costs,' another user opined. This sentiment echoes the fears of many, fearing mass destruction from a tantrum-throwing narcissist. Meanwhile, the Biden campaign has reportedly found this threat to be campaign gold. An ad is already in production featuring the former president frantically packing, with Joe Biden's voiceover calmly stating, 'I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.' As the nation awaits the election results with bated breath, one thing is clear: Should Trump Actually follow through on his promise, Expedia might just see a 600% increase in traffic overnight.
In a shocking twist that left everyone wondering if this was an early April Fool's joke, former President Donald Trump has threatened to 'leave the country' if he loses to Joe Biden. This unprecedented declaration has caused a ripple of excitement and confusion across the nation, with airlines reportedly getting ready for a sudden surge in demand for one-way tickets to non-extradition countries. Skeptics believe this might be his latest strategy to scare voters into stunning silence, while others are already Googling 'How to say 'You're fired' in Russian'. Political analysts and those with a love for dramatic irony suggest this might be the most literal case of 'running away from your problems' we've seen in modern history. Trump, who has always claimed to be a man of his word (except, of course, in cases involving marriages, businesses, and Twitter promises), is being closely monitored to see if he will make good on this threat. On the other hand, the internet has had a field day with this announcement. One Reddit user commented, 'Dictators always flee the country when they get ousted.' while another humorously corrected Trump's statement, saying, 'Weird way to spell flee.' Some believe that Trump's potential departure could be a blessing in disguise. 'In all seriousness, I feel better if Trump has an out and doesn’t cling to power at all costs,' another user opined. This sentiment echoes the fears of many, fearing mass destruction from a tantrum-throwing narcissist. Meanwhile, the Biden campaign has reportedly found this threat to be campaign gold. An ad is already in production featuring the former president frantically packing, with Joe Biden's voiceover calmly stating, 'I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.' As the nation awaits the election results with bated breath, one thing is clear: Should Trump Actually follow through on his promise, Expedia might just see a 600% increase in traffic overnight.