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White House Introduces Revolutionary Employment Policy: 'You Can't Quit, You're Fired!'
White House Introduces Revolutionary Employment Policy: 'You Can't Quit, You're Fired!'

White House Introduces Revolutionary Employment Policy: 'You Can't Quit, You're Fired!'

In a stunning turn of events, the White House has introduced a new policy that has left employees scratching their heads and considering escape routes through the ventilation system. If you thought office life couldn’t get any more complicated, hold on to your swivel chairs, because now, ‘quitting’ has a whole new meaning. Reportedly, the administration has solidified its stance with the groundbreaking declaration: “If you even think about finding a new job, you’re already fired!” This unusual policy has stirred quite the reaction, as one top commenter summarized succinctly: Comments like this have flooded the internet, leaving the original statement drowned under a sea of satirical jabs. One social media user humorously noted: while another staffer, dragging their office chair down Pennsylvania Avenue, was overheard saying: The policy seems to be the latest chapter in what some are calling the ‘Fight Everything’ strategy. As one cynical insider put it: While the administration has yet to clarify the full scope and reasoning behind this rule, we anticipate office morale is about to take a detour. In any case, the policy accomplishes one thing for sure: no one will be hanging around the water cooler to talk about new job prospects, unless they’re ready for a swift boot out the door.
In a stunning turn of events, the White House has introduced a new policy that has left employees scratching their heads and considering escape routes through the ventilation system. If you thought office life couldn’t get any more complicated, hold on to your swivel chairs, because now, ‘quitting’ has a whole new meaning. Reportedly, the administration has solidified its stance with the groundbreaking declaration: “If you even think about finding a new job, you’re already fired!” This unusual policy has stirred quite the reaction, as one top commenter summarized succinctly: Comments like this have flooded the internet, leaving the original statement drowned under a sea of satirical jabs. One social media user humorously noted: while another staffer, dragging their office chair down Pennsylvania Avenue, was overheard saying: The policy seems to be the latest chapter in what some are calling the ‘Fight Everything’ strategy. As one cynical insider put it: While the administration has yet to clarify the full scope and reasoning behind this rule, we anticipate office morale is about to take a detour. In any case, the policy accomplishes one thing for sure: no one will be hanging around the water cooler to talk about new job prospects, unless they’re ready for a swift boot out the door.
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